They say a person is more likely to cheat when they are happiest. I suppose this is because they release whatever hormones make them happy and then get so high that their faculties evade them. This has to be true. Admit it, you have experienced it. You showed your most stupid behavior when you were very happy. That is why Motswana a re monate o hela ka bothoko.
Now, thanks to the economic crisis, very few people are happy. We walk around with our problems firmly planted on our faces and everyone around us understands. I tell you even prostitutes are having a hard time in their very noble profession. Who has the energy for a session of costly sex? We are too hungry, broke, depressed and most importantly we are extremely rational in our thinking when we are facing a crisis. I mean we have to be in that mode to do complicated budgets, make ends meet, evade the tax man and others. This means that a lot of people are very faithful at this point in time. It is enough that we are trying to sort out our own family problems to be concerned about small houses and looking over our shoulders.
Now, a problem bigger than the financial crisis has been predicted by global economists. They claim that the financial crisis will soon be getting better. This is a problem because when we start getting happier because our budgets are getting bigger, we also start getting more and more irrational and therefore stupid and so we are more likely to cheat. That is a fact. So, enjoy the man or woman who is sulking next to you, they are very faithful. Akere a bolaya a tshega! Very soon they will be all smiles and ready to break your heart.
The question is are you ready with a plan on how you are going to execute your cheating? Is your plan airtight? Get ready to get happy and unfaithful! Do not act all righteous about it, you know it is the truth, if you think otherwise, well, get ready anyway!
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