SA MARENA

He walks into the store moving like a don and cooler than ice. He is simply a cool hot guy, if you get what I mean. I was there just to get a few toiletries and he came from the other side with a rather small can of fizzy lemonade. I found it strange because he is not at all a small guy. It makes me wonder how far in his body the little liquid will go. It is all very suspicious, so I decide in my mind to cancel him as a cool guy. O a belaetsa!

Then as I stand about getting ready to pay for my stuff, yet another seemingly cool guy passes by holding only a 330ml can of coke. I am impressed, the 330ml can is the most common, most regular and most popular and thus those who choose them are likewise regular people who pose no danger of difference. Owai, yo ke motho hela!

Then later after four more men buy the regular 330ml can of Coke, another man takes the other road and buys the extra large can, seno sa marena. Well, does this mean ke morena ha a leng teng kana jang? I wonder. In fact, I wonder whether something as seemingly simple as selecting a can of fizzy drink says a lot about how a man selects his women. So, here we go.

I believe that the man who chooses a small can of fizzy drink prefers smaller women who seem easier to handle even though inside they tend to be quite strong. You see, these extra small cans tend to have extreme tasting drinks like ginger ale, tonic water, or some other foul tasting liquid. Same goes for the small women. They tend to be feisty and very sharp! Ke gore ba bogale!

The man who chooses regular 330ml can prefers women who are just regular; meaning women who do not particularly stand out in any way. There are a lot of these men and thank goodness this is the case because most women do not extraordinarily stand out in Botswana. There is nothing wrong with being regular because regular people are most liked in society.

The man who chooses the king can or seno sa marena probably has a liking for larger-than-life women with strong personalities. Ke rata e ne yo nna. You see, a large can means you have to have the capacity to take it all in and it might also mean that you are greedy, segalaupa. So, when a seno-sa-marena man gets his woman, it better be a woman who is a handful or else his need to fill his large capacity will lead to him cheating.

So, boys, what can do you prefer and girls, which can are you? Small, 330ml or seno sa marena. Nna ke sa marena, go big or go home type of girl