When a Motswana says ntshware ka ditsebe, it means kiss me. Now, I did not see the relation of kissing to ears until I grabbed someone by the ears to make it easier to kiss them recently. I then realized that ears are some sort of natural handles for kissing, they hold the head steady. Okay, maybe I am extreme but it works for me.
With that said, I took a much closer look at these hearing organs. Partly because it is a very personal issue as I have small ears, but hey let us do it anyway. I believe those with big ears are good listeners judging by the fact that I am a terrible listener and that my big eared friends are better listeners. Being a good listener, particularly if you are a man, is a great asset because you will be able to win the love of your woman as women love being listened to. We feel understood and important. For some weird reason, big eared men seem to be better at sex than small eared men. This might be because women relax and feel secure around big eared men as they listen well to women and therefore are more likely to get sex more often from the women. Kana jang bagaetsho?
The other reason could be that big eared men listen so well to women that they hear everything that a woman says she wants in bed because as hard as it is to understand us, we do give men tips on what we want. So listen well guys. Or maybe big eared men are just as well endowed down there too as they are with their ears.
There is also the man with very small ears. These men tend to avoid listening to others. It is all about them. This might be because they do not hear well and so decide to keep talking being unaware that someone else was talking. O ta a bo didimalela eng go sena yo o buang? So, because ba ditsebe tse di nnye ba tsena ba basadi ganong, mosadi o ta a bo a ngala a bo a re o a mmakisa. If you do not listen to a woman she will feel unimportant and insecure and will not by any means be in the mood to have sex with the talkative man. If she does have sex with him, it will be boring to her. So, in effect, it could be that the man is good in bed but that the woman is too bored or angry to notice and so she will say he is terrible.
The other reason could be that he talks so much that he does not hear what she says she wants in bed and so is less likely to get sex to show his skill. So, men with small ears should take out enough time to listen to women. Or, it could be that he is trying to make up for his small member by over talking and in a desperate attempt to make her know all the great stuff about him knowing that he is not great in bed. That is my story and I am sticking to it like borokhu mo mosung!
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Hehehe...U educated me mma!
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