LET'S SLEEP

So, what is your favourite position in bed? Seriously! What I mean is what your most comfortable position when you are sleeping is? You see, the way you sleep has been used by experts for many years to tell the type of person you are. I have read the books and so have you but then there is what Boipelo thinks your sleeping position means, especially when you are not alone in bed.

There are those who prefer sleeping on their sides whether the right or the left side is immaterial, what is most important is which side your sleeping partner is. You see, if you sleep on your right side and your partner is on your left, this simply means that you do not have a problem turning your back on them. Literally and figuratively, it means you care very little for them and you will leave them alone any time. Seriously, think about it, would you ever give a baby your back when they are sleeping in bed with you? Never, so why give it to an adult then? Besides go huralela motho ke moila! You do not care.

If you sleep on your side facing your partner’s side, you care about them and want to make sure that you are on their side and eady to act should they encounter any trouble. When in a relationship, you are on the side of the relationship. You want it to work and want to protect it and those involved. You care.

If you sleep on your back, it means you have very few fears in this world. It means you trust the partner who is in bed with you. This is a very vulnerable position and if anyone wanted to kill you, they would have no problem at all. We all know that go kanama go na le dibelebejane. You are effectively exposing the most sensitive side of the human body. You trust.

If you sleep on your tummy, go patama, it means you have very little trust in the person next to you. This position protects your most sensitive human part and if anyone wanted to kill you, they would have a problem succeeding easily. Besides it is as if you only care for yourself, so, this has an element of selfishness to it. You are only looking out for yourself and no one else. In a relationship you will be jealous about some things when they are done by your partner but you a likely to do them also and expect no drama from your partner. You do not trust and are selfish.

If you sleep on your tummy with your arms above your head, then you believe you are on top of the world but still want to guard your position. So, in a relationship, you want to be the leader and will rather break up with your partner than lose the leading position. You are more in love with yourself than with your partner. You are a domineering narcissist.

Ka go rialo, a e nne boroko!